My last 3 Google searches:

"fhrblig" (fhrblig) 07/06/2016 at 17:23 • Filed to: None

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- Godfather’s Pizza

- law and order upyourbutt

- vin number starting with l

I know, you want an explanation... we were driving in Thornton and saw a sign for Godfather’s Pizza. We used to go there all the time when I was little, but they all closed in the 90s here. This one just opened a month ago.

Tripper > fhrblig 07/06/2016 at 17:31

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lol. My fiancee and I were having a laugh about something that we thought was slang and turned out to be a real thing. One day shortly there after she picks up her phone and starts laughing hysterically. I’m like “what? what?!” She says, “I just opened a search page and the last phrase in my history is ‘erect micropenis!’”

Wobbles the Mind > fhrblig 07/06/2016 at 17:38

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Thanks for explanation since pizza was the questionable search.

PS9 > fhrblig 07/06/2016 at 17:50

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My last 3 Google searches;

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Nibbles > fhrblig 07/06/2016 at 19:12

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Godfather’s? IN MY THORNTON?!?

Oh my glob!

Also, my last 3 searches:

“Foundation gravel”

“Laundry box code”

“Laundry standpipe minimum height”

fhrblig > Wobbles the Mind 07/06/2016 at 19:13

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If you’ve not seen that Law and Order episode, Adam Ferrara plays a comedian that is accused of molesting kids, and there’s some website the detectives keep repeating called upyourbutt.net. Seriously, in one scene they say it a bunch of times in succession. Real charming to watch with your in-laws and not at all awkward.

There was no way I was willing to just enter that domain name and just go there, so I searched it and the first article is from the A.V. Club listing all the fake websites used on Law and Order over the years. They’re hilarious.

fhrblig > Nibbles 07/06/2016 at 19:15

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I can’t tell if your reaction is excitement or horror. It was good, though.

fhrblig > PS9 07/06/2016 at 19:15

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Wuss.

fhrblig > Tripper 07/06/2016 at 19:17

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Just don’t add the word ‘tumblr’ after those words...

Nibbles > fhrblig 07/06/2016 at 19:17

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We’ve grown tired of the pizza offerings around here and Rosati’s is a little too far away for my lazy ass, so Godfather’s it is!

fhrblig > Nibbles 07/06/2016 at 19:20

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The taco pizza is good, and so is the bacon cheeseburger pizza. And the more traditional pizzas are good too.

PS9 > fhrblig 07/07/2016 at 00:24

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Well maybe I could get away with releasing top secret information if I were running for president. I’m not, though. So, CYA rules still apply.

fhrblig > PS9 07/07/2016 at 01:57

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Smurf porn. It’s Smurf porn, isn’t it?